3. Save money! Make up costs. Plus it needs to be applied. That’s double trouble. First you waste your money on it, then you waste your time learning to apply it… and still look ridiculous. Beauty products are for the ugly so let them enjoy the stuff.

4. No more pain! High heel shoes were created by sadists. Put them on in the morning and by the end of the day the pain is so unbearable that you start wishing someone ended your life. The next day the hell will repeat itself anyways. So, just break that vicious circle.