3. … stay on Facebook all the time
Facebook might be the main reason why you will get fired. If your boss notices that you spend too much time corresponding with your online buddies, he will not be happy at all. Focus on your job and sign out of your Facebook account. Social media is too much of distraction.
4. … call sick when you aren’t
The more often you call sick, the less chances of being promoted you gain. Who needs those who are constantly trying to resolve their health issues?