5. Bad things are also the information for her to get first. Even if she lives really far, she will come faster than your neighbor when you are in trouble. Evil ex-boyfriends should beware – she can be really revengeful.
6. Her number is the first in your incoming calls list. Perhaps she’s the only person whom you still call from your smartphone.

7. You taught her how to text and she’s making it a real party. You are screening almost every dialog with her.
8. Your best friend is your sister in mom’s eyes. Sometimes your bestie starts to name her “mama” and comes to family dinners as often as you do.